NYC moms rent hadicapped people to skip lines at Disney
The fuck? This is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard. How did anyone even come up with this? Where did these handicapped people come from? Who allows these rando rich people to just take them out to Disney for a day? It’s just weird.
Hahahha stop. I can’t. These people are the epitome of why I love reality TV. We would have never gotten a glimpse of their crazy if shows like Kitchen Nightmares didn’t nicely wrap them up and place them in our laps. Thanks Gordon Ramsay!
Just what? How? I can’t even make full sentences commenting on this. I’m a die hard Honey Boo Boo fan, but I didn’t even know camo wedding dresses were a thing in the world. You can order one? And if so, where is my leopard print wedding dress? Also is she wearing socks?
I’m the first to admit I fucking hate Kim Kardashian. Actually, I hate all of them. Have you ever watched any of their shows? They’re dumb as shit. I could have a more meaningful conversation with a rock. Not to mention that they make their money by being “famous” aka pointless. Getting to my point about the picture, I know a lot of people think that this picture is photoshopped, and it probably is. But they didn’t photoshop that god awful dress on her. I feel like people think we’re attacking her pregnancy, but go on with your bad pregnant self. Be huge. It’s pretty much the only time where it’s encouraged for you to eat 2 huge burritos from Chipotle. That being said, if she were 100 pounds, I would still find that dress absolutely hideous. She looks like my grandma’s couch. I just don’t understand. At least Robin Williams’ outfit is tailored. Get your shit together Kim, you’re making it way too easy to make fun of you.
Me and my boyfriend are frequent watchers/quoters of Kevin Hart’s standup routines. We will literally sit there for hours on a Saturday and watch his standup on Netflix. Kevin Hart is, as Tom puts it, “a god in preteen’s body.” I don’t know what it is about this one part, but it gets me every single time. DADDY. DADDAAAAYYY. Hilarious.